First: Beginner, the beginner is new to the ways of Shrek and has not learned of the teachings yet
Second: Shrookie, the Shrek rookie. They are in the midst of learning the teachings of Shrek but are not ready to take on the task of becoming a Trogre. The Shrookie prays thrice a week for ten minutes. To become a Trogre you must partake in a written quiz.
Third: The Trogre, or a Training Ogre, is one fully trained in the ways of Shrek, but has not partaken in the Ritual of ogrE. They pray for thirty minutes each day.
Fourth: The ogrE, they have been dubbed mentally beautiful enough to be classified as the same race as our holy leader Shrek. They have a fully functional shrine and pray every day for thirty minutes. The only difference between the Trogre and the ogrE is that the ogrE has undergone the sacred ritual and has been transformed into the holy race.
Fifth: The Pure, they are the ones that have been an ogrE for at least six months and have proved to be able to contain their aggression and anger towards other ogrEs/humans. They have requested to be examined as Pure by the Church, and have undergone an immensely physically and mentally challenging test, or “cleanse”, and must be voted on by the Holy Ones. They are the lowest in power to be able to officially recruit people. Also, in their time of being an ogre they must have had to buy at least 15 onions.
Sixth: The Holy Ones, they have been fully enriched in the religion, and they have proved their ability to bring up Shrek in every single conversation naturally. They must have a Hat of Shrek (purchasable in the church store).They have been in the church for at least a year, and to prove that they are worthy of being a Holy One, scream “What are you doing in my swamp” in a highly public place to prove they are not ashamed of being a disciple of Shrek. You must have selected five people to recruit to the Church, and the people they have chosen must have proved their worth by becoming an ogrE or above during their time in the church.
Seventh: The True Bloods, they have had a sign from the Great Lord Shrek that they have been selected to become the Messenger for His proclamations. Many Holy Ones have gone years without a sign from Shrek, but do not worry. Shrek only chooses a True Blood every year, and sometimes less. Do not worry, disciple, if you have been loyal to Shrek, your time will come eventually. No matter if you are in Shrek’s Swamp, every Holy One has a fair chance.
SHREK - Nothing to be said about this rank, he is the true Holy One